I also really like Kenny/Butters, Kenny/Stan, and Kenny/Kyle/Stan. But these days it takes extra motivation to get me to read anything without Clyde in it.
Character I find most attractive:
Not sure I can answer this, because most of the characters I really love are 9 or 10 years old? Miss Ellen was pretty hot, though.
Character I would marry:
Character I would be best friends with:
Butters, maybe? Or possibly the goth kids, though they might be a little too cliquish for me… so yeah, I’ll say Butters.
A random thought:
Nearly everything Stan has done so far in Season 16 has left me with the lingering suspicion that he’s still trying to cope with depression, and not always succeeding.
An unpopular opinion:
I don’t know if this is actually unpopular but after “I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining,” I told someone I didn’t think I wanted to watch the show any more. I’m sure I’ll change my tune when new episodes start up again, but there’s nothing in the first half of Season 16 that I want to rewatch.
My canon OTP:
Clyde/Bebe. I can’t believe I forgot about Bebe when listing my top five pairings! These two are right up there. I also ship Mr. and Mrs. Donovan pretty hard.
I ship Clyde all over the place so it wouldn’t be accurate to say I have a “one true” for him, but my favorite pairing for him is with Craig.
Most badass character:
I should say Cartman, right? But, I don’t know, a lot of the stuff he does is so far out there that it kind of loses the “badass” impact for me. You know who I think is pretty badass and is going to be seriously badass when he gets older? Ike Broflovski. (There are a lot of badasses in South Park, though.)
Pairing I am not a fan of:
*slowly pushes question away with a ten foot pole, giving it an extra nudge to put it entirely out of reach*
Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another):
Mrs. Donovan in “Reverse Cowgirl.” I’ve talked about this a little before: her behavior in that episode made no sense to me and, even more than the writing, I was seriously put off by Trey’s voice work. The only way for me to reconcile it all was coming up with a theory that she had developed a brain tumor. :(
Stan and Kyle. Though I not-so-secretly long for more Stan and Kenny friendship in canon.
Character I want to adopt or be adopted by:
Well, it used to be the Donovans. Until Betsy’s brain tumor.