~What are you forgetting? X-mas porn night or when we first met?
-SHIT. I was thinking Token’s pool party.
~HOLY SHIT, HAHAHA. THEN IT’S THREE TIMES.
-Clyde. No eye contact for the next few days.
(As usual, I’m going to focus on “not the point of this”—Clyde’s hair! I always imagine it being nice and thick, and Clyde taking really good care of it. I love his different looks and the fact that he or Craig—or maybe both of them together—have come up with names for them. The Swooshy is fantastic. I also get a kick out of the fact that his formal ‘do is plural, although I’m not sure if it’s that way on purpose or through a misspelling. I like to think it’s on purpose.)